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RETIREMENT CALENDAR T-SHIRT
4.8/5 48 reviews

RETIREMENT CALENDAR T-SHIRT

$29.99

$4.95 shipping per order • FREE on $75+ orders

BUY 2 TEES, GET YOUR 3RD 30% OFFMix & match designs • Applied automatically

Sizing Guide

Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches.

Size Chart — Unisex Tee

Garment measurements by size, laid flat
Size Chest widthlaid flat Body lengthshoulder to hem Sleevecenter back
XS 16″40.6 27″68.6 15½″39.4
S 18″45.7 28″71.1 16⅝″42.2
M 20″50.8 29″73.7 17¾″45.1
L 22″55.9 30″76.2 19″48.3
XL 24″61.0 31″78.7 20¼″51.4
2XL 26″66.0 32″81.3 21½″54.6
3XL 28″71.1 33″83.8 22⅝″57.5
4XL 30″76.2 34″86.4 23¾″60.3
5XL 32″81.3 35″88.9 25″63.5

How to measure: lay a tee that fits you well flat and measure straight across the chest, 1″ below the armholes. Compare with the chest width above. Garment tolerance is about ±1″.

Finding your fit: unisex fit. Men: order your usual size. Women: we generally suggest one size down from your usual women's size for a regular fit, or your usual size for a relaxed fit. This is guidance only. When in doubt, compare with a tee you own.

Color: Charcoal
Size: XS

✓ True-to-size unisex fit • Printed in the USA • Typical delivery 5 to 9 business days

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BUY 2 TEES, GET YOUR 3RD 30% OFF
Mix & match designs • Discount applied automatically
Mix & match designs • Applied automatically
Mix & match designs
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$4.95 shipping per order • FREE on $75+ orders

Fit not right? Let us make it right.

From a review of “MY RETIREMENT PLAN T-SHIRT”

“Nice shirt and logos, describing exactly what we go through out there. Will order more!”
★★★★★ Ronaldo· Verified buyer

$4.95 shipping · FREE on $75+ · Delivery 5–9 business days

Made-Right Guarantee: red riding glove giving a thumbs-up

Made-Right Guarantee

Printed in 3 Days: rider on a red enduro dirt bike with a t-shirt flag

Printed in 3 Days

Premium Everyday Comfort

A classic unisex Gildan 64000 tee, soft and breathable — because if you're gonna look this good on two wheels, the shirt better hold its own. 

🔥Soft and breathable — because jackets, armor, and summer rides already bring enough heat. A soft, light-weight breathable tee that works just as well under your riding gear as it does off the bike.

Printed and shipped right here in the USA — by people who probably have a bike in the parking lot.

Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this soft, breathable tee is chill, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
  3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
  • Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
  • If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Made-Right Guarantee

If we got it wrong, we make it right. If your shirt arrives damaged, defective, or isn't what you ordered, email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a replacement or refund at no cost to you. Made-Right Guarantee. Wrong size? We'll send one free replacement in your size, no return needed. Each shirt gets one remedy, either a free size replacement or a refund for a damaged or wrong item, not both. One free size replacement per customer.

Good Things Take Time (We’re Not Amazon)

Free shipping on orders over $75. Consider it a reward for having taste.

Every shirt is printed to order in up to 3 business days. Typical delivery is 5 to 9 business days from order. Track it obsessively or forget you ordered anything until it shows up—no judgment either way.

We’re not a faceless brand trying to squeeze a dollar out of you. If something’s wrong, tell us. An actual human will respond, and we’ll do our best to make it right.

For complete details, please review our Refund Policy.

Popular with Riders 🏍️

Rider in a red Zero Limit Wear tee leaning on a two-stroke dirt bike at golden hour

Designed by riders

Soft on the trail. Loud everywhere else.

Every tee is designed by riders and printed to order on a classic unisex Gildan Softstyle tee — soft from the first kick to the tailgate after. Big, clean prints that say what you're thinking, so you don't have to.

  • Classic unisex tee
  • Gildan Softstyle 64000
  • Printed to order, typical delivery 5 to 9 business days

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    FAQs

    Where are you located?

    We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

    Do you ship internationally?

    Not at this time, but that might change soon, so stay tuned.

    Will I get a tracking number for my order?

    Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

    What materials are your products made of?

    We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.